I married a moose. We don't need counseling.

I'm Lindsay.

I can't not cheat at Spider Solitaire. If I deleted all of the songs lyrics in my brain I would be able to fit infinitely more important things in there. I fancy myself a writer and avid reader. I always like the villain so much more than the hero; they're a million times more interesting. I love Potter and Oz. I hate when people use bad grammar. My aura is purple. I love watching interesting-looking people. I retell stories roughly eight million times. I collect rocks, sea glass, and marbles. I hate blue Christmas lights. My elementary school gym teacher used to call me "Rubber Band" because I'm very bendy. I like being by myself, but I hate being alone. I'm invincible at Boggle and MarioKart. I want to get a tattoo of a subtle quote from something I love. I think I'm more artsy than I am.

Ask away. Talk to me.