and I would like more followers. So I’m going to tell you a little bit about myself. Readygo. I’m Lindsay. I hate blue Christmas lights. I love mascara. I named my car Dory because she’s an Es-cah-pay. I own a lot of socks and purses. I’m disgustingly talented at taking standardized tests. I love Broadway. I live on a barrier island, but went to high school in the ghetto....
But I should probably get started, especially...
I could be having sex right now. That burns lots of cals.
Of course, being on Tumblr constantly doesn't...
But I like it too much to stop.
I think that if professors realized that they...
It would make a lot more sense. Just sayin.
First of all, lovelovelovelovelove. <3 My roommate went to see it, even though she isn’t a fan, and had the balls to come back and tell me that when the beginning title came up, she screamed, “IS THIS THE ONE WITH THE VAMPIRES?” She was then surprised that I ignored her. Hate. This. Bitch.
NY Daily News Review of 'Hallows' →
fuckyeahdh: Equal parts action thriller, political parable, and multidimensional love story, “Hallows” feels sad and strong and true. And when it’s over, you want that last chapter to begin immediately and, somehow, never end.
My wedding cake
THE BLOG “Follow Me, I Follow You!” : Badass Harry Potter Cake of the day: This cake is made to celebrate the new movie. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Via the Blog Follow Me, I Follow You !
24 MOTHERFUCKING HOURS
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 My heart beats for Harry.
The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are...– Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Grim Grotto (via illusionofreality)
Interviewer: According to this poll, 90% of the audience loves your dress.
Emma Watson: Aw! I aced it, obviously.
Interviewer: What about the other 10%? What can you do for them?
Emma Watson: Hmm, I don't know. Take it off?
So apparently the first 40 minutes of HPDH has leaked. I don’t know what to do. I’ve always considered myself a pretty patient person. And that’s disrespectful to JK Rowling (AKA God). But it’s Deathly Hallows. And I need to see it. Now. RIGHT NOW. I need to calm down. I’m already seeing it two and a half hours early. And in three days. Right? But I...
IF YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER CALL THIS NUMBER:...
I’ve spent entirely too much of my life wishing I was prettier, smarter, more talented. Wanting a smaller butt, bigger boobs, thinner thighs. Wondering why I wasn’t more like my friends, Broadway actresses, best-selling authors, movie stars. Envying Caitlin’s style, Andrea’s body, Kasey’s dance abilities, Emma’s brains, Kelly’s humor. But you know what?...
I need to lose weight.
Like, today. So I’m going to attempt a diet/gym regimen. If that doesn’t work out, I’m going to try Alli. I really want to lose 30 pounds, at least. It’s really my new goal. I’m going to start tracking my journey. Although I imagine it’s going to be pretty difficult without a scale. But I’m going to attempt it anyway. Salad and elliptical, here I come.
OH MY POTTER.
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi91068697/ I think I just peed a little. SEVEN MOTHERFUCKING DAYS. I feel like that girl from The Ring. Oh, and guess what? You all get to see it with the rest of the country at midnight. I get to see it at NINE THIRTY. And for free! I’m seeing it at midnight too, of course. In full costume. But I just thought I’d rub that in. =)
Andy's room. All grown up. (NSFW)
yourmindblown: funny random facts: HINT LOOK AT SHADOW: I cannot stop laughing! YMB | Follow Photo via [reddit] Way to ruin one of my favorite childhood movies. Jerk.
is an epic fail. I need to stop procrastinating. (Not going to happen.)
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
A Very Potter Musical
Best. Shit. Ever.
Most epic villains ever
I typically like villains better than heroes/heroines. So here are my faves, in order this time: 10. Bette Midler as Winnie Sanderson in “Hocus Pocus” 9. Geoffrey Rush as Captain Barbossa in the “Pirates of the Caribbean” series (but namely in “The Curse of the Black Pearl”) 8. Pat Carroll as the voice of Ursula in “The Little Mermaid” 7. Glenn...
I always have the most random songs stuck in my...
Right now, it keeps switching between Fergie’s “London Bridge” (a son I’ve never really been a huge fan of to begin with) and part of the opening song from “In the Heights” (the part where Carla is gossiping — “So then Yesenia walks in the room. She smells sex and cheap perfume. It smells like one of those trees that you hang from the...
I HATE WRITING PLAYS.
If I could be anyone...
The Top Eleven (Living) Female Celebrities I Would Be if I Could: Catherine Zeta-Jones: I love her. I think that she is one of the most beautiful women on Earth, not to mention insanely talented. She can sing, dance, act, and be fabulous all at the same time. My personal favorite is “Chicago”. I want to be Velma Kelly at some point in my life. J.K. Rowling: Duh. She wrote the best...
What's yummier than Halloween candy?
Sexy men. Here’s my list of the most beautiful males alive, in no particular order. 1. Eric Dane: Not gonna lie, I would have picked him over McDreamy any day. 2. Johnny Depp: He’s a god all the time, but there’s just something about that pirate costume… 3. Josh Duhamel: Fergie is a lucky, lucky woman. 4. Josh Holloway: I would NOT have minded being stuck on an...